It Was Only A Matter of Time
One of the most traumatic events of my childhood was relived last night. I don’t have any scientific evidence of it but I’m pretty sure it has happened to 100% of the people. In other words, 90% of the time, it has happened all the time, to 110% of the people. Or something like that.
Do you want to know what “it” was? I can only tell you in 3 one word sentences.
Delton.
Bathtub.
#2.
I really can’t go into any more detail without sending myself into a shock-induced coma or something like that. The only thing that gets me through today is knowing that I’m not alone in the what has to be millions of other parents that have lived through such tragedy! Can you believe this little angel would be responsible for the completely heinous ruination of the tub?
They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
- Brian Fantana
It’s got real bits of panther in it. So… you know it’s good
I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.
Ha! That’s why we keep a plastic cup near by at bath time. Just scoop and dump. Better in tub than on bath mat.
I wonder if “It” is what Epic is referring to in their song, Faith No More… What is it?! What is It?!
No, that is not the answer. And the answer to your question is yelled repeatedly in that song. If you don’t know, then I definitely can’t help you.